In our last issue of A Crossover You Won't Believe..
"So, I geuss now..ProjeXt gives Loki a call?" Spidey asked Thor. "Precisely." Thor replied. "Loki, hello, yes. This is ProjeXt..I hear you'd like to have a meeting with me.."
Will Thor's plan work? Will Aunt May be saved? Will Loki be sent to the home planet? Find out in the next issue of A Crossover You Won't Believe..
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"So what do we do now?" Spidey asked impatiently. "We wait." Thor replied. "Well for how long?" Spidey asked, still impatiently. "Roughly a little less than a minute. Loki is quick when it comes to power situations." Thor said as he rolled his eyes at the thought of his power-thirsty brother. Sure enough, within the span of roughly 30 seconds, Loki arrived, and just as he burst through the front door, Thor and Spidey hid in the farthest cell. "Well, well, well. What do we have here?! What should I call you...uh...head leader?" Loki said in a non-caring way. "You could call me that..or you could call me by my name..which is ProjeXt." ProjeXt said incredibley unamused. "Ah, very well then. May I ask what the 'x' stands for and why it is not a 'c'?" Loki asked, feigning interest. "The 'x' works better because I 'X' out my enemies. As in, I destroy them." ProjeXt stated, still clearly unamused. "I see..unfortunately for you, I am here to beat you. I see my brother and Spider-man have not done their duties I asked them to.. [ProjeXt gives a weird look] , sooo..I guess I'll just have to handle things myself." Loki said in which he immediately launched himself into the air to attack ProjeXt. Thor saw this coming and out of nowhere, Thor tackled him to the ground, holding him down with not only his strangth, but the weight of his hammer. In that process, Spider-man used his webslinging powers to web Loki's mouth shut, and then he swung over to his Aunt May who was sitting tied, poisoned to the chair. Spider-man knew that she had been poisoned with the same thing Loki poisoned him with once, and he quickly grabbed the antidote, untied Aunt May and gave her the antidote to which she awoke to. She screamed looking around her at this terrifying situation..and Spidey knew that in order to keep her safe, he had to get her out of there asap, so with her in one arm, he swung out the window and took her to safety. Thor realized their original plan wasn't ever going to work because Loki threw them off, but this spur-of-the-moment plan seemed to be working just fine. ProjeXt and his minions quickly gathered around Loki, just in case. "Brother, I'm going to make this quick while I know that we still have you. We are taking you back to the home planet because you cause too much destruction and pain to these civilians. That is not your duty, and by our laws, that is a severe crime. You will be kept in a unit where ProjeXt and his men will keep watch on you 25/7. Yes, 25/7 instead of 24/7 because they are just that good. Any other gods we have up there, will take turns in watching you as well. I hope this teaches you some sort of lesson. Men, board him on the ship to the home planet. And I must thank you again. As much as I would love to help and watch my brother be locked up, I must go save people from a mass fight..it appears the Hulk is in rage mode and has no idea what he is doing. Thank you, and send word to me when he's contained and everyone is safe." Thor said in a very leader, sort of way. Just like that, Thor was off to save the day and help the Hulk. Spidey had changed back to Peter Parker and was having a lovely dinner of steak, mashed potatoes, broccoli, and iced water. ProjeXt and his men loaded Loki onto the ship...the scene ends with Loki giving both an evil eye and an evil smirk..because he always has a plan..
Will we ever find out what Loki is up to and if Thor helped the Hulk? It's hard to say..I suppose it's just up to interpretation. "Deadpool, I told you not to take the ending." "Oh, sorry...sort of..not really. A-HA!"
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